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Canuck
2007-09-07 04:24:23 UTC
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.
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Loek
2007-09-07 09:26:37 UTC
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I'll be 90 then.... I can hack that and be the only sane one around! Wow:-))

Loek
Post by Canuck
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.
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Intel Core 2 Q6600 Quad Core at 2.40 Ghz
ATi Radeon X1950 w/512Mb RAM
4Gb DDR2 RAM
Gregory
2007-09-07 10:28:31 UTC
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Post by Canuck
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research.
Alzheimer's research? Is that like the `war on drugs?´ like `fighting
cancer?´ (drug industry - cancer industry that is)
Post by Canuck
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.
Too much like rant bait here.. but after getting off the fluoride-doped
county water supply, those morning stiffies are back!!!!! :-]

-G
SnakeEyes
2007-09-07 11:18:26 UTC
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Post by Canuck
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.
Yeah....and now they're coming out with artificial pointy nipples to
give that special female the 'cold weather' look. Only the Chinese
could think of a product so insidious, it would bring down the moral
status of the free world....uhhhh.....bring it down even more.
Blondes won't need to work as hard to make their 'points' any longer..

Arthur
Mad Mike
2007-09-08 01:24:11 UTC
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I think they use lead compounds.

MM
Post by SnakeEyes
Post by Canuck
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.
Yeah....and now they're coming out with artificial pointy nipples to
give that special female the 'cold weather' look. Only the Chinese
could think of a product so insidious, it would bring down the moral
status of the free world....uhhhh.....bring it down even more.
Blondes won't need to work as hard to make their 'points' any longer..
Arthur
BillH
2007-09-07 14:13:56 UTC
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Here's the whole joke:

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.
Post by Canuck
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them.
TOCA
2007-09-07 19:51:34 UTC
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Post by Canuck
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.
A lot better than remembering what and how, but not being able :o/

Tommy C
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